Well, I don't have any pictures from this week's tour of New Jersey; I'm sparing you all from images that would be only sad and depressing. I knew things were off to a bad start on Sunday morning when I boarded the airplane and settled in to seat 11F, straightening out my NY Times and unraveling my headphones when a woman from across the isle reached over and grabbed the blanket by my seat, giving me a mean look. It was a good metaphor for New Jersey: a bunch of mean and hungry dogs all fighting for a scrap of food.
I started prefacing New Jersey with "Horrible Horrible," and soon just changed the name of the state to "The Horrible Horrible." The people there are assholes. I saw one grown woman tell another to "shut up" during one of our seminars. The servers at restaurants complain when you order food. I spend two hours driving six miles. There is nothing at all good about New Jersey. Never go there.
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